Daydreamin [Open]

"So where you headed to kid" came a perky, young female voice from the front of the van. The ride Star had hitched a ride in was full of people, some young, others old, yet he was the only one to stick out, well aside from the driver of course. He looked different from the immigrants in the back, and was sure that whatever this young chick was doing it was illegal, but considering she was giving him a ride for free, he gave no fucks for the moment.

"South", he murmured quietly gazing out the window as to not give the woman any identifying marks on him. He knew they were still looking for him, no matter what he did they always seemed to pick up on his trail. It was like trying to lose a crackhead that you owed five dollars too, well if you could get five dollars from a crackhead anyway. He sighed as he tugged at his hood before flipping on the radio, a nice chill Lupe Fiasco tune rolling off the speakers caused him to nod his head softly and rap along with the lyrics.

The girl looked over to him with a little wonder, she wasn't sure that the rather white looking boy would even listen to rap, but was convinced that he was one of 'those' boys. Taking a turn down the off ramp they pulled up in front of a gas station prompting him to hop out as the chick refilled. Heading inside he checked the map and confirmed that they were in Biloxi, which was still in Mississippi. It'd take a few more hours before they got to Louisiana so he figured he could wait. Glancing about the store he picked up a few snacks, not bothering to pay for them or even alert the store clerk that he had them, simply just walked out with his wares while the store owner was dealing with another customer.

Throwing himself back into the van he passed around the snacks and waited for the chick to finish filling up the van before turning up the music and losing himself in the process.

Emelie road atop a horse she had recently found, it was a large brown horse, which strided across the land. Emelie was quite happy on it, it really allowed for her to feel free inside. This gave her a sense of greatness. Besides having to remove the horse from another horse....gay orgy. It was quite a well behaved homosexual horse. A van appeared in the distance, it seemed to not be paying the best of attention. As she road across the highway, you'd think this wasn't a great idea, but at this hour not many people were out on the roads. Honestly what was about to happen was shitty timing. Emelie noticed in the distance the car on aporach. The horse was in a bad spot, being in the middle of the road, it was easily going to be nailed. The car seemed to have not having eyes on the road, as the car slammed into the horse. Emelie took the time to teleport ontop of the car and slammed her hand into the roof, the entire car jolted skidding around, until it arrived at a stop. Emelie wrist hurt a bit. That was not of her concern right now, "NO! MY GAY PONY! YOU BASTARDEDS" she shouted. Quickly hoping off the van and ran to the horse which body was mangled body, she layed on it's stomach and wept.

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The door slammed shut with a rusty bang before the chick restarted the van cutting off the radio which finally woke him up with a jolt. The chick looked over at him suddenly as though he were crazy before shaking her head and pulling off. The van pulled back onto the highway and headed towards the MS-LA border. Star sighed as he sipped on his Arizona quietly, the can quickly closing on empty though he had an entire sack of them sitting at his feet, his new found addiction managing to visibly weird out the driver as she looked over at him again.

"Why do you have so many cans of Arizona?" she asked suddenly. He turned to face her without ever removing his lips from the can with a blank look before shrugging and turning back around. The chick frowned a bit at this before sighing, "Well it's kinda weird to be so addicted to it." This actually caused a reaction out of him as he turned back to her without his lips attached to the aluminium. "Weird? You wanna see weird?" He gave her a questioning glance that she returned unflinchingly. She gave him a smirk that basically said 'Nothing you can show me will freak me out' before giving him her best 'HMPH'.

Resigned to his fate, he unzipped his pants before pouring his electricity into his penis and suddenly whipping out his fully erect glowing penis. The chick, not paying attention until a glow alerted her to him doing something almost swerved off the road in shock no longer paying attention to the road. She missed the horse that somehow pulled out in front of them before smacking into it suddenly mangling it irreparably. A loud thump was heard at the top of the van causing Star to quickly put away his glowing dick and begin to flow electricity through his veins as the chick pulled to a stop.

Suddenly wailing could be heard before he finally kicked open his door and hopped out, one hand holding a can of Arizona and the other up and glowing towards the roof of the van. Seeing nothing he turned towards the horse only to see a figure of a woman laying on it crying endlessly about her homosexual horse, or whatever that is. Sighing he took a rather large gulp of his drink, swallowing it loudly to get her attention before point at the horse and the woman with the hand holding the can.

"This your horse ma'am?" he asked as though he hadn't run it over and seen her crying over it. The female driver was still a bit in shock so he left her to her devices as he dealt with the situation first hand.

"NO ITS NOT, I steal horses for a living!" she shouted with great sarcasm. She stood up brushing the blood that now covered her entire body, after trying to fix and mined its wounds. This was an utter failure she knew nothing about horse anatomy, all she did was shove her hands and tried to cover up the bleeding parts of the horse with her hands. The blood littered across her body, making her look like a mad woman, "Why do people have to kill things, taking this thing back from hell would be a pain. NOW I expect you to go to hell and bring my horse back, THIS VERY Second" she spoke with a slightly lighter tone. This must have really made her look insane, there is no way anyone would even understand what she meant. She placed her hand on her hip, making her face squarish up. Giving her a odd look, her rings and various piercing covering her ears and nose. Not many would expect a attuide from a woman who dressed such odd way, this although was a style picked up from hell, quite popular down their. The man although she kind of had a fancy for, besides the bulge in his pants. His looks were decent, but nothing special. She stared intently a waiting his response for his hideous act.

As he was driving on the highway, he saw a man randomly pull out a non existent penis. He laughed at its size and it compelled him to run over there and show the fine bitches a real dick. As he pulled over to where they were, Ryan hopped out of the car and walked towards the man. Being a man of law, he would have to make sure that this bastardly deed will be punished and the woman rectified for what she had been subject to witness. "You call that measly two maybe five inch thing there a real dick?" Ryan said, to the man pointing at him. "I'll show you and that fine lady a REAL DICK!" Ryan said, while he unzipped his pants to reveal a 14 Foot monster, that had a circumference of 4 feet . He had grown this from 4 years worth of dick enlargement pills, he started seeing the abnormal growth in the second year of using them. He still didnt believe them shits worked.Turning around towards the woman who would start screaming about her horse, with his pants still down. His dick would literally be nudging on her croutch. " SHUT THE FUCK UP!  CALM YOUR TITS AND SHOVE THIS DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT! Good grief..." Ryan yelled at her, he was feeling particularly assholeish today, he yelled this at her after hearing the second sentence of what she had said.

"I kill because it's fun bitch!" cackled the symbiote who appeared in a flash. A flick of his fingers and the woman who has asked why people kill was now brain dead. The powers of the symbiote included electrical control and as such he shut off all electric signals to her brain and in her brain. Now the man who wanted to show her a real dick, well his brain was well under the five pound limit that he had on his non-touch teleportation. As such it was gone from the man's skull and in the bottom of the marina trench. With another flash but a second after he appeared the symbiote was gone once again.

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'Testy...' he thought quietly to himself as he took another rather large slurp of his drink. He really didn't know what her problem was to be honest, it was just a horse, not like it was fucking her right? He sighed and placed his hands on his free hand on his hip while swirling about the can trying to decide whether or not he should just pick up the chick and her horse with a little static manipulation and just throw them to the side so he can get to his destination, but alas before he can once again do anything he was interrupted by... what the fuck? The man that appeared was anything more than an idiot. Massive phallus but the brain of a pecan. He knew that intense mental retardation existed, but by all accounts the man should be physically and mentally dead with the amount of blood volume in his penis. There was a reason that humans never grew past nine or ten inches with a girth of three. Sure, he guessed, there were exception's, self proclaimed 'freaks of nature' but they died after several years into adult hood so that was a really big deal.

He almost contemplated killing the man ridding the world of his... stupidity and seed would make him a hero, good karma would balance out the bad and he could continue on with a clear conscious. But even he knew that thinking was retarded and as such he sighed. It was a loud sigh, full of sadness, irritation and disappointment. Sad that this creature would live another day, irritated that he was in front of him with his massive dick out waving it about as if it were God's gift to humanity, and disappointed that the chick had yet to deep throat it. What? He was a human male with urges, and watching this... woman suffocate herself on a slab of meat bigger than her arm would be mildly entertaining yet sufficiently satisfying. "Your an idiot..." he muttered redundantly to the new comer, hoping to get a rise, excuse the pun, out of him.

He took one more swig out of his can before tossing it into the brush and reached into his some how materialized bag, 'LOOK I CAN DEFY THE LAWS OF NATURE TOO!!' he screamed in his head mentally, and pulled out another can before popping it open, sending his bag back to where it came from and proceeded to drink and slurp as loud and obnoxiously as he could. Returning his focus to the chick he pointed at her again "So ignoring Captain Look-left-and-slap-a-bitch, Why the fuck were you in the middle of the highway on a horse anyway. And who the hell steals horses? Couldn't you just rent one?" Never let it be said that Star lacked a sense of tact and well... common sense, but you couldn't blame him. He grew up with an Indian tribe before moving to New York and proceeded to live his days as a courier, little interaction breeds ignorance as they say.

The man who tried to act as if his male parts were, large was solely mistaken. She carried not for what he said, the things she has seen in hell are quite worse, wanting to leave this place after this series of odd events. Emelie would first need to acknowledge the man, he asked about the horse, it wasn't his fault really, she thought. As she didn't know his flashing was a direct cause of the crash. Emelie would walk up to him, give him a soft kiss on the cheek, "Such a sweet boy" she would say. After that she then promptly said "Here's my address 2184 Maple Street, Farfolk, New York. The aboned Kmart, come see me some time, k sweetheart?' She walked out of the place and exited from the area, quickly doing a hop and step, as she teleported forward disappearing from there views. She walked under the large overpass, dodging various cars that passed by her, she kept her pace up, finally reaching the grass, she'd exit the place and keep walking looking for a new type of adventure. "Maybe the boy will come by, he was quite cute, he could be a rapist though" she thought. She placed her hands in her pockets and kept her pace, then increasing speed running faster.

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Ripping off the fake rubber duck penis. He slapped both of them with the novelty toy. "Fuckin' assholes." Ryan said after slapping them both in the face with the fake penis, rubbing across their faces slowly and exaggeratedly. He would shove it into the woman's mouth as soon as she started to talk then smack the other dude in the face with it. He never actually flashed them, he still had some boxer shorts on. As soon as the man chucked the can towards him he used the toy as a bat to hit the can into the farther reaches of space. "And there goes the ball game!" Ryan yells as he hit the can with as much force as humanly possible.  After, shoving the dildo in both of their faces, Ryan would roll the dildo back up and compress the air out of it. As he laughed hard, and wiped tears out of his eyes. "Ey, yo... I apologize for what I did it was too funny. -chuckles- Seriously, take this cash to ease your mind." Ryan said taking out his fat wallet out of his pants that were on the ground and pulled out two five hundred dollar bills and handed one to each of them. He quickly, pulled his pants up... Only to the length most people sagged their pants to, with his ass still hanging out he walked to a car in a manner that can only be described as swag.

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It was almost as if logic was just being denied today, of all things to see the man manages to pull off his penis and proclaim it was a dildo all this time. 'Well ain't that a kicker' he thought with a humorous snort. Something like that in your pants must hurt so he guessed it as one of those 'No Pain, No Gain' things. He quickly ducked and backed away from the smacking not really wanting to get hit with a plastic penis though he couldn't hold back the chuckle as the woman was forced to deep throat a fourteen foot penis. Pretty soon the antics were finished and his can was empty yet again. Sighing he didn't bother to grab another one seeing as the guy just walked away and the woman stopped feigning depression over a stolen horse.

His face was almost arched in exclamation as he received a kiss on the cheek and an address before watching as the woman too left. Standing there stumped he realized that none of his questions were answered, but now that he thought about it, it didn't matter. He quickly climbed back into the van and noticed that the chick had her upper brain functions working again before pulling out a can and pointing to the road, prompting her to pull off around the horse leaving it through for some poor shmuck to run over in the dead of the night. Drinking his Arizona quietly he slowly drifted to sleep mouth on the aluminum and head looking out the door.

Jolted away hours later he read the sign that simply said "Welcome to New Orleans". Looking about he vaguely wondered if all that had happened was just a simple daydream, considering the amount of logic that was broken it couldn't have happened right? But looking at his arm with the address written on in what seemed to be sharpie he couldn't help but feel that it all happened, but he guessed it was of no consequence. Hopping out the van he walked away from it, using the drivers pit stop as a means to get into the city without her knowing. She'd return to a van full of empty Arizona cans, a thank you note and a twenty before she sighed and pulled off, 'Didn't even get his name' she thought glumly as she continued on her trail.

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