Big Apple Red [Training]

Whilst within the confines of the big apple, a year has passed for Pyrrhus since he has come to cause anything drastic besides actually summoning Chthon. The great evil of the worlds, scourge of all life, creator of what stigma he has come to be inflicted with, AND a cosmic being of great power. An elder one, he knew that much by glancing back then. Anyways, Pyrrhus learnt the English language, and many others in the span of a year, he had to. At least his English was borrowed from symbiotic intelligence that once invaded his body, and bestowed upon him such information. He learnt a great many things about the world whilst he was taking a break for that one year. Forever not aging, and forever flourishing for it. It was also a year since he slew that great wretch of the Olympians. A dog bitch that served the whims of the Olympians like a puppet. He reaped her spear as a reward and bounty for having slain her. Still, so much has happened, it might as well just be considered all a lengthy short number of events. Not to forget he was also up against a darkie by the alias of Mamluk, whom he came to scuffle with on sheer basis of the fact he opposed him. A great many children were thrown about like ragdolls, stores were destroyed in Aegypt, and chaos rained supreme. Eris would be happy of that, and it seems that Pyrrhus really has been bestowed with favor from her. She was like him in a way, outcast and pariah, stigmatized and made an outsider to everything. There was little to relate to, aside from the fact they had little to relate to. As a result of being the foremost proponent of chaos, Pyrrhus was bestowed a vision of himself flying whilst he slept with a bitch riding him like a saddle upon his codpiece. This vision was of flight as if propelling himself by the sheer velocity of his power. It was freedom to impress some bitches, get some assholes riding on his dick, and also prancing about going wherever without having to actually pay for those faggy airline tickets, which he'd have to steal money from some retarded Gypsy millionaire to get a lot of cash. Well fuck, he can also peep on some bathing houses in good old Nipples Japan if he wanted to, this power... Eris really must want in on his pants to bestow such an erotic dream whilst he slumbered like a mighty horny stallion. So what Pyrrhus did was go to the forest of New York state, deeply secluded where white women are often raped, so that nobody really prowls there as that's just a court case waiting to impale the suspect in question up the asshole. He then decides that given the whole place is secluded, and given the recent faggy resolution to ban superpowered individuals who weren't humans ie: not Pyrrhus who TECHNICALLY DOES have a human biology and still classifies as one, just with supernatural powers, and that he has seen so far in the future and causality, he merely trains in this part of the forest he ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY KNEW that nobody could detect him. His future telling instincts told him. He just decided to do exactly what the future dictated, and out of his palms burst out flames of Hellish fires. It was purplish, and it was really hot. Not as hot as Pyrrhus though when chicks look at him in total, in his Greekness, he inspired many Westerner chicks to jizz in their panties just by gazing at him, lusting after his crotch forevermore. ANYWAYS, he was taken aback by how fast he went, when flames burst out to fly him upwards in due haste. However, he used this opportunity to master the skills without relying too much on his eyes, coming to instinctively holding it after a couple of times crashing into the tree tops. It was painful to his crotch, but his iron scrotum held out LONG ENOUGH. LONG ENOUGH TO SUCCEED FOR PYRRHUS. He had SUCCEEDED COMPLETELY IN HIS ENDEAVOR. And now, he has mastered this technique with some simple timing, using his olden warrior instincts within his brain matter. Pyrrhus then left the forest and took a long enthusiastic walk where he encountered an elf, had an adventure against an evil overlord in an underworld, kicked his ass, had a group orgy with several chicks, AND THEN finally went back home. BUT, that's a story for another day.

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