“Good evening America and welcome to The MCB Headline News! I’m James Castle and this is the most exciting, most exclusive and most on the beat news channel in THE WORLD!” The anchorman’s smile faultered for a moment as he seemed to look at something behind the camera before sinking back into his chair and dropping his arms. He shuffled some papers on the desk before him in a vaguely professional way before beginning to speak in a solemn tone. ”Our main headlines tonight: Police failings lead to the escape of mass murderer and madman Ireal, American soldiers slaughtered in Libya by a terrorist mutant and which Billionaire Superhero has been accused of rape? Stick with us here on MCB Headline News! Where we have the inside scoop.”
”First up. Madman. Killer. New York’s very own angel of death. It has come to light that earlier this week the illusive Irael was taken into police custody only to escape after murdering the brave officers who made the arrest. This cold blooded murderer has been terrorizing citizens and baffling police for many years. His theatrical approach to killing and the letter to police, to be the first of many, detailing the mutilation in store for his next victims caught media attention across the United States and inspired copycat killings further tangling the web by which the Intelligence services have been trying to identify him.”
”He was finally apprehended at the home of Naomi Reese his would be next victim however, due to what MCB Headline News! views as a failure in police communication, the officers who made the arrest were unaware of the identity of their prisoner and failed to take the necessary precautions. On the way back to the station they were brutally murdered by the super and Irael made his escape back on to our streets to no doubt kill again. So remember folks, when a stranger calls, don’t answer.”
”In another news our brave soldiers attempting to keep the peace in Libyan seem to be losing strength as yet again the local forces have turned against them. Of course it is all speculation at this time as an official statement is yet to be released however this reporter feels confident in saying that last night there was a vicious attack on our troop’s base that is thought to have cost the lives of over 100 soldiers with many more missing, the names of the deceased are yet to be released as their families are still being informed. The attack is thought to have been ordered by the Libyan leader himself in retaliation for the western military presence in the country. There are continuing suspicions that the weapons supplier CAILIN RICHARDS yet another super villain is behind supplying the high tech weaponry which made such devastation possible.”
”Moving on now to a shock to our community right here in the Big Apple. Famed Billionaire and Playboy Holin Davis has been accused of the rape of a 24 year old female. The woman, whose identity is to remain secret to protect her privacy, allegedly met the sex fiend at a speed dating event, she obviously wasn’t saved by the bell...” A hopeful smile on the smooth shaven face added by his ability of mind manipulation turned into an awkward grimace before the man continued. ”Sources tell us that the two left together after hitting it off although where they went from here is left to speculation. This reporter speculates that the evil villain of the piece lured the innocent girl back to his mansion where he proceeded to force himself upon her like the cowardly scumbag he is… hasn't even got the balls to give me an interview… call yourself a man Davis?!” The reporter paused for a moment as awkwardness descended over his demeanor; he cleared his throat before continuing.
”The billionaire is due to appear in court later this month however one of our reporters, yours truly, has already obtained comment from the criminal himself. He denies the allegations accusing his victim of untruthfulness’, jealously and whorish behavior. When asked to comment on related rumors that Splinter magazine the porn mag owned by him exploits underage girls he continues to crack jokes. We’ll see how smug he is when he’s looking at the face of justice, there is no way all of those girls are legal… Further to this story we have heard recent rumors that his victim is pregnant and that the child is apparently his.” Pausing for a moment the reporter appeared to be sucking on the insides of his cheeks before he continued. ”What’s that I taste? Is that the sweet, sweet honey of justice? I reckon that’s just what the doctor ordered don’t you Holin…. Bastard.”
”Well that concludes our headlines for tonight. Just time for one last story submitted by one of our viewers. Helen, New York resident claims she saw a man flying into in her living room 2:30pm. Little early to be that drunk don’t you think Helen? Crazy, crazy Helen.” He tsked softly before smiling widely, ”Goodnight America, you’ve been awesome and I’ve been James Castle. Keep Making Headlines!”
Nameless smiled and clapped his hands before raising the remote to turn off the News. "Director there is someone on the line for you ...a James Castle from MCB." Nameless hit the intercom button. "Send the call through Madaline" He waited a moment before he heard the man clear his throat on the phone. "Is this line secure" The man stated in a nervous tone. "This is a SHIELD line and I am monitoring the signal myself you are fine. Brilliant performance if I do say so myself. You wear that promotion well. It seems much better than interviewing the man who broke the record for eatting the most bugs. " Just stick to your end of the bargain if anyone finds out that the murders were done by your lackeys, the weapons were supplied by third parties of SHIELD, or that the woman accusing Holin Davis was a prostitute on payroll I could be finished." Relax..... I have spoken to the President and he needed a little convincing to enforce the HRA but after the broadcast we have swayed him. Congress will take an official vote tomorrow. Enjoy that new promotion Mr. Castle I will keep in touch." The man was about to speak but Nameless hit the button and there was silence.
The plan was in motion and the plot has thickened!!!!
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